85 Reasons to be Thankful for Librarians

by jonathan on December 29, 2009

1. Librarians take care of libraries, which are still invaluable today.
2. Not all information is on the internet.
3. Older books still hold great cultural significance.
4. Libraries are still repositories for some of the most valuable works of literature in the world.
5. Even with the internet, the library is still the best place to do research.
6. Girls with glasses can still rock the “sexy librarian” look.
7. “Sexy Librarian” is still a popular costume at Halloween.
8. You can’t exactly find periodicals like The New England Journal of Medicine in Barnes and Noble.
9. For that matter, looking at turn-of-the-century National Geographics is still pretty entertaining.
10. Colleges need something to remodel every so often.
11. The library is still the best meeting spot for college students working on group projects.
12. Libraries are where most colleges store some of their history (choir CDs, videos of athletic matches, etc.).
13. A library is one of the few places people can have free internet access.
14. This means some libraries even hold LAN parties during later hours.
15. Somebody has to help lazy people find what they want.
16. Even online collections of books usually connect directly to a library.
17. “Librarian” is still a better career choice for spinsters over “School Lunch Lady.”
18. Studies have shown libraries and librarians improve student test scores.
19. They also have been shown to improve students’ individual learning skills.
20. With their training in instructional design, librarians can help teachers find resources for their curriculum.
21. Librarians also help teachers to use a variety of media in the classroom.
22. Many libraries today offer enough DVDs to serve as a poor man’s Netflix or Blockbuster.
23. Librarians often put together special programs to get children to read early on.
24. While teaching children to use the library, librarians end up teaching them valuable problem solving skills.
25. They also teach children to use multiple resources to form their own original works.
26. If librarians were no longer around, kids wouldn’t understand the opening scene from Ghostbusters.
27. Librarians know a lot about proper citation skills, as well as ethical uses of information, in order to avoid plagiarism issues.
28. Libraries are still a cheaper place to make photocopies than FedEx Kinko’s.
29. Despite the advances in computer technology, a human will still find information better than a search engine.
30. Librarians can also find information better suited to the person who needs it.
31. A library is much MUCH more well cataloged and organized than the internet.
32. Libraries have much better quality control than the vast majority of websites.
33. Who else is going to learn the Dewey Decimal System? You?
34. Seriously though, no one wants to learn the Dewey Decimal System.
35. For that matter, who else is going to show you how to use that microfiche machine?
36. Experienced librarians often know exactly what resources students need for particular courses.
37. Many libraries collaborate and offer book exchange programs, offering users an almost limitless supply of books and media.
38. Librarians can help relieve some of the workload from teachers by helping students to understand information better.
39. Some engineering teams have already explored the idea of a fully digital library…and ended up designing a traditional library with some advanced technology.
40. The copyright costs for digitizing all literature would be astronomical without even factoring in distribution and storage.
41. Even without the costs, digitizing all books in existence would take hundreds of years at the current rate.
42. The internet still mostly only holds information from the past 15 or so years, compared with the hundreds of years of knowledge found in a library.
43. Even though libraries themselves may be losing attendance, their online archives and websites are still receiving plenty of visitors.
44. Despite the rising popularity of e-books, 80% of people surveyed say they still prefer paper books.
45. The experience of reading an actual book is being preserved by libraries.
46. Libraries provide one of the few places for anyone to find quiet area to just read or study.
47. Sometimes, but not always, libraries have free coffee.
48. Sometimes there are even free snacks.
49. Unlike the internet, libraries are careful that the information they contain is checked for usefulness before being included.
50. Also unlike the internet, libraries are much less influenced by corporate interests.
51. They are also less likely to be manipulated by individuals, like search engine optimizers.
52. Information on more specific topics can be much easier to find in libraries.
53. Digital or not, a library still needs a human staff to run it.
54. The resources of a library are well indexed and will always deliver reliable results (I.e. no “broken links”).
55. Many popular news publications still require subscriptions to view their content online, but are still available for free at the library.
56. Libraries provide free and abundant knowledge to everyone (a privilege people didn’t always have).
57. Not everyone can afford books, but everyone has access to the library.
58. Someone has to buy all those books that college professors write.
59. Public bathrooms in libraries are usually cleaner than most places.
60. A library can mold itself for the specific community it’s in, whereas websites usually try to bring in everyone.
61. At libraries, you can take practice qualifying tests for almost any profession.
62. You can always make suggestions to librarians for specific books you’d like to see.
63. Many libraries also display original works of art or even have separate galleries.
64. Some libraries also hold a limited number of free museum passes that anyone can use.
65. If you don’t have a computer, you can always use the ones in the library.
66. The same goes for certain premium software and special databases.
67. If your library offers wi-fi, it’s probably free.
68. Several libraries also offer programs that cater to senior citizens.
69. Believe it or not, studies show that libraries are good for their local economy, since they make their community for attractive to potential businesses and individuals.
70. Libraries are still a cornerstone for free speech and open access to information.
71. When dictators like Hitler and Mao Zedong set out to eliminate a country’s culture or history, they started by shutting down the public libraries.
72. A library still provides a neutral environment for the free exchange of ideas.
73. Public libraries are surprisingly cheap to maintain, but benefit everyone in the community.
74. If you’re a comic book lover, you can probably find plenty at your local library.
75. They might even have some of those expensive indie graphic novels available.
76. We’re still an incredibly long ways away from a paperless world.
77. You might as well use the library, since you’re already paying for it through taxes or tuition.
78. There’s less risk of getting carpal tunnel syndrome from reading books.
79. A library is a great excuse to get out of the house (seriously, why would anyone argue with you about it?).
80. Books are very portable and never need recharging.
81. With the economy these days, going to the library is a great source of free entertainment.
82. You can “try before you buy” any number of books without spending a dime.
83. Some libraries even have bookmobiles or mailing programs that deliver books right to you.
84. Studies have repeatedly shown that reading improves your basic vocabulary and just generally makes you smarter.
85. Regardless of what form a library takes, a librarian will always be ready to guide you to the information you need.

{ 31 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kelly Cook December 30, 2009 at 10:19 am

This is awesome!

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2 Peter Porcupine December 31, 2009 at 9:46 am

I find this mildly depressing.

Despite all this supposed good, libraries are still one of the first public institutions to lose funding in an economic downturn. A wise person once said that libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get your through times of no libraries.

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3 Haitham January 4, 2010 at 11:42 am

The wise person you paraphrase was very wise indeed! A library did exactly that for me during a “financially challenging” stage of my life. The knowledge and inspiration gained from the finance and business shelf enabled me to get out of the red and comfortably into the black. I then harvested further information from the travel shelf, quit my job and explored the world for 18 months!

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4 Vyasamoorthy January 3, 2010 at 5:56 am

funtastic. I envy your elastic enumerating ability.
I serve senior citizens – so was delighted to read item numner: 68

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5 Gail Szeliga January 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm

Wondeful post – it is good to know that there are people out there that join me in appreciating libraries (treasure troves) and and librarians (some of the most helpful people on earth). My whole family finds the public library as soon as the move to a new location; we even have toured libraries on vacation! Thank you!

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6 Leigh Anne January 3, 2010 at 10:04 pm

Love the blend of seriousness and humor! I hope everyone realizes, though, that 6 and 7, read together with 17, constitute a paradox. ;)

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7 Ruckus January 4, 2010 at 8:36 pm

Ditto! I thought the same thing. Are we sexy or spinsters??

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8 Lorraine January 7, 2010 at 9:00 pm

Who says spinsters can’t be sexy?

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9 Haitham January 4, 2010 at 11:33 am

A good list although it kind of drifts towards libraries themselves rather than librarians about half-way. I love libraries. They represent the democratisation of knowledge, operate on the basis of trust and provide an excellent atmosphere in which to study. Many books only require reading once (or not at all), so to buy and own them is wasteful of paper, space and money. Some of our tax money goes to funding libraries, so let’s all go out and get some value for money before clicking “add to cart” on Amazon!

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10 angelina pereira January 4, 2010 at 2:40 pm

And we could go on adding and adding the advantages!! I add these 5 ones:
86. Great places to meet interesting people
87. Good spots to sit next to ‘that’ special one
88. Stimulating places to be used in publicity
89. Endless inspiration spots for stories, novels, fiction in general
90. Buildings all good architects dream to design

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11 Amanda Holling January 4, 2010 at 4:50 pm

Okay, so first I’ll out myself as a public librarian, then I’ll add yet another advantage:

91. Librarians support economic development and local business. We’ll help you learn how to start your own business, find reliable cheap/free sources of startup advice, conduct your own market research, find patent & trademark forms online, and sometimes even help you spy on your competitors. All at no extra charge since your taxes or tuition foot the bill. Sweet! :-)

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12 Eric Sizemore March 9, 2010 at 8:11 pm

I am too, and I do too! Thanks for helping evangelize, Amanda!

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13 Bryan Hayward January 5, 2010 at 10:40 am

Items 6,7, and 17 aren’t a paradox. Who says someone can’t be sexy and not married? People can choose not to marry even though they are sexually active.

My best friend and I are both “librarian-philes” – though we each married our favorite librarian, it wasn’t to keep the ladies from being spinsters. It was to keep the other guys away! :-)

92. They make great spouses!

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14 Kathy Dempsey January 5, 2010 at 8:00 pm

Thanks for seeing so many positive aspects about libraries! As you have obviously figured out, “It ain’t your grandma’s library anymore!”

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15 Beverly Choltco-Devlin January 5, 2010 at 8:17 pm

Libraries and librarians are often at the forefront of technological change and innovation in communities. Libraries are often the ONLY source of free internet access for miles. We are often seen as the go-to people for how to 1) use the internet 2) download audiobooks 3) understand the implications and promise of social networks for change 3) fix a printer 4)help an unemployed person who lost their factory job after 35 years fill out a job application online 5) use a multimedia projector 6) set up and use a Twitter or Facebook accounts 7) fill out an online grant application for a small local business or not-for profit. This and more plus all of the traditional tasks we still gladly perform

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16 StrongWall January 6, 2010 at 9:45 am

Libraries aren’t suffering “attendance” problems. That’s been a open lie of technologists since the Web started booming. Check the American Library Assoc. for stats.

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17 Leslie Clarke January 6, 2010 at 5:22 pm

This list reminds me why I love libraries and why I became a librarian! I feel the love and hope everyone passes it on to a needy librarian!

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18 yagrrb January 7, 2010 at 6:11 pm

Eeeeep! You can tell a librarian did not help make this list. (Spinsters, Dewey Decimal *System*, the mention of lower attendance, etc.)

I’ll add a #86: Librarians can be anal, but that’s good for keeping bloggers in line. :)

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19 Me January 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm

In regards to #17 – in many public elementary schools with their budget cuts, the librarians are among the first to get the ax. Frequently, the Librarian and the Lunch Lady are the SAME person. Sad, but true.

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20 Becky January 10, 2010 at 10:57 pm

I’m a library science student and this made me smile. I should hand this list to anyone who ever asks me why on earth I want to be a librarian.

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21 Donna January 12, 2010 at 4:48 pm

Good for you, Becky!
And I’m printing a few for the Reference Desk…

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22 Lucy January 18, 2010 at 6:59 am

I personally like number 6. I know that there are sexy women in this profession. I am one of them.

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23 Ms. Yingling January 12, 2010 at 7:03 am

As a middle school librarian, it’s good to know that even in college, there are some students who still appreciate librarians.

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24 bianca January 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm

haha funny! but not yet convinced

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25 jone January 19, 2010 at 9:49 pm

Thanks you! A great list.

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26 Cat A. Logger January 20, 2010 at 7:52 am

What do non-librarians mean, anyway, when they talk about having to “learn” Dewey? Do they think librarians memorize all the nunmbers? Do they think they will have to pick up the intricacies of creating a Dewey number?

Folks, leave the numbering to us. Spend your time learning how to use the catalog to discover the resources you can use, then copy down the number, and go find the resource. If you can put the digits 0-9 in order, then you’ve got all you need as a user in a Dewey library!

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27 Gabriel Austin January 20, 2010 at 1:15 pm

The definition of a good reference librarian is the ability to answer the question behind the question.

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28 Another Librarian January 20, 2010 at 8:57 pm

Where’d we leave off? Ah yes, 92.

93. Libraries often host amazing lecture series and special events where you can rub elbows with your favorite authors or have your mind blown away by a challenging speaker.
94. Libraries are great resources for fleshing out your family tree! The databases, genealogy journals and published indexes we collect are the best way to begin to find your ancestors.
95. Genealogy research (or business research, or legal research, or patent research, or government document research) can be really complicated. Luckily, there are librarians that specialize in these things for you.

C’mon guys, can we make it to 100?

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29 Elaine Willis January 24, 2010 at 8:14 am

In regards to #54, we may not have broken links, but that misshelved book is just as frustrating!

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30 BavarianLibrarian January 27, 2010 at 5:59 am

Great list!

96. If you want to see the tiny drawings in a handwritten bible; touch with your fingertips a vellum-bounded, 500 year old book or just want to smell the mix of dust, vellum, ink and history – you’ll need a librarian.
97. Without librarians nobody would mention this little curios in historical books, like latin book curses at the front page (”May anyone who dares to destroy this book be tortured by snakes and burn in hell…” e.g.) or hundreds of years old graffitis ;-D

Greetings from Munich, Bavaria, Germany.
Bibassi1

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31 amelie February 4, 2010 at 11:58 am

98. Librarians don’t want your money for their personnal gain.
99. Librarians won’t sell your personnal information to anyone.
100. American librarians were, and still are, strong opponents to the Patriot Act.
101. They don’t keep track of the books you’ve read, the documents you requested and the people you met at the library. They won’t tell anyone.

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