Zen College Life

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The previous article was so deep and philosophical, I thought it might be nice to lighten things up a bit with a couple of Zen jokes I’ve collected from around the world wide web.  Enjoy!

• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
• Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
• It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
• Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
• I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Bumper Sticker:  Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
• A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
• If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously missed something.
• When everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
• Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
• No one is listening until you fart.
• Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
• A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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