The previous article was so deep and philosophical, I thought it might be nice to lighten things up a bit with a couple of Zen jokes I’ve collected from around the world wide web. Enjoy!
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- Bumper Sticker: Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
- A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
- If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously missed something.
- When everything is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- No one is listening until you fart.
- Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Have a great day everyone!
